i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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