AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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