too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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