You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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