I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.