i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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