hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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