Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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