ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
