The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We're too hungover to prance.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize