if i died would you start the facebook group?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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