Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
MIDGETS
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