Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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