Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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