Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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