I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no, he came in my armpit
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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