I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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