I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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