Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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