No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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