U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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