He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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