it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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