I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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