Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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