Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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