I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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