Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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