But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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