they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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