Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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