Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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