david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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