just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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