I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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