Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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