she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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