wakey wakey hands off snakey
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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