Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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