So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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