i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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