i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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