So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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