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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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