What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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