hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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