I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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