You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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