we made out on top of his cat.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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