Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
nutella sex= disaster
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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