Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
youre lurking in front of me
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Randomize