i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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