i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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