Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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