It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
