Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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