god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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