I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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